let's all jump!

first, let's get into nicely packaged debt that we can't possibly repay to buy a house that we don't really intend to live on or even need, then when we all default on the loans, let's all panic and bring down the whole economy. after all, money is only worth as much as we think it's worth (technically, it's just cotton fabric, intrinsically worth just a little more than the same amount of toilet paper), so we can just make up our mind that money, and everything that represents money, such as houses we don't need, can be worth as much or less as our panic buttons dictate.

that way, since the world is now interconnected, we'll bring down the entire global economy!