GIVING SOMETHING BACK TO THE PIRATES

what the FUCK! a conglomerate of oil exporters who have a combined wealth greater than the GDP of France can't deal with a bunch of ragtag RPG-toting bunch of illiterate pirates? what the FUCK? are these filthy rich arabs that stupid? or maybe they're so wealthy that a couple of ships hijacked per year won't really mean much to them.

either way, these Somali idiots are beginning to be a real nuisance.

let me tell you what we need to do to deal with these pirates (rephrasing the greatest leader the free world has known):

"PRE-EMPTIVE action!!
we'll hunt down those that are most likely to be pirates and bomb them to oblivion.
we'll shock the crap out of these axis of ruthless pirates and awe the world of our determination to cleanse the high seas with these scum."

repelling the pirates with fire-hoses? are you kidding me? we've got more depleted uranium than we know what to do with. why not donate them to these bozos -- at 3000 feet per second.